WHORE ME OUT

Guess what! I made a poster!! If any of you lovely people can find it in your heart to help me out, print off some copies of this and put them up in your local comic book shops/music shops/bus stops/neighbour's windows

EDIT: There's something screwy with this post, can't seem to get a full-size on the poster

SO instead go to http://s145.photobucket.com/albums/r228/Skanking_rob/?action=view&current=POSTER.jpg and use that one please

LATE FOR WORK

Almost a true story! A couple of weeks ago, I was being particularly lazy about getting out of bed. I was totally pushing the limit of how late I could crawl out from under the covers. As a result, I spent a lot of mornings that week frantically rushing around trying to get out of the door. On two occasions that week, I very nearly left the house in my slippers

I am glad that this little exchange never had to happen

So, anyone else gone to work in their slippers before? 10 points if you have, 20 if it was intentional

BUS GIRL

An old one this is. Thought I should post it despite alarming similarities to a comic by Marc Ellerby that I only found out about recently http://www.marcellerby.com. I can assure all you legal eagles that I drew this LONG before I'd ever HEARD of Marc Ellerby

But yeah, happens all the time this does. See a horrendously attractive girl on the bus/tube/street/whatever and I don't have the nerve to do anything and then POOMPF!!! She's gone out of my life forever

That's what it's like being me

Waitrose: good pizza, good chat

I'm sorry, this comic is neither funny nor entertaining. It was one of those moments where I'd had a crummy day and a brief bit of conversation with the checkout girl at Waitrose put a smile on my face. That was PRETTY MUCH how the conversation went, just exaggerated a little.

Yes, the pizza WAS good

and yes, I do believe that pineapple has no place on a pizza. I will eat it cuz hey, it's food, but it always tastes weird. It is FRUIT, on a PIZZA......WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?!? (and yes I do realise that tomato is a fruit and that is an essential of pizza, please excuse the irony)

This comic is pretty inconsistent really. Nothing looks the same from panel to panel. Didn't really plan it out very well eh?

Anyways, I have a day off at work tomorrow cuz there's bugger all for me to do so having a nice long weekend back home :) Gonna see the family, eat some food, go for some drinkies, maybe have a bit of a jamming session round an old friend's. It's gonna be gooooood

Ta raaa